• E5
• 0 hrs 21 min
• 1st September 2005

After Paddy's is robbed, Mac and Dennis decide to buy a gun. Dee's new boyfriend Colin encourages the idea and takes her to a firing range. Charlie's landlord Hwang demands that he pay the rent. He joins Dennis and Mac in shooting the new gun and then takes the gun home to use to intimidate Hwang. Dennis suspects that Colin is the robber so they bait him into robbing Paddy's again; Dennis shoots an intruder at Paddy's, who turns out to be Charlie trying to pay his rent. While the gang take Charlie to the hospital, Colin robs the bar again.

• E6
• 0 hrs 22 min
• 8th September 2005

Mac and Dee find a dead old man at Paddy's. The man's attractive granddaughter Rebecca shows up, and Mac and Dennis vie for her affection by claiming they knew him. When Dee and Charlie visit Dee's grandfather at a nursing home; Dee has a panic attack and leaves Charlie alone with him, who thinks he is Dennis and asks him to bring him a box from storage. At Rebecca's grandfather's funeral, Dennis and Mac bring a group of homeless men to pose as his friends and Dennis gives a speech. Charlie discovers the box is full of Nazi memorabilia and a uniform, and after he and Mac unsuccessfully try to sell it to a museum, they burn it. Dennis brags that he slept with Rebecca, and Mac tells him about his grandfather.

• E7
• 0 hrs 19 min
• 15th September 2005

When the gang hears news of their former gym teacher Coach Murray getting arrested for molesting his students, including the McPoyle brothers, Charlie suddenly gets nervous and Dee and Dennis conclude that Charlie might have been one of the victims. Meanwhile Mac becomes jealous that he was not a victim. Charlie confronts the McPoyles, knowing they are lying about having been molested; they remind him he drunkenly gave them the idea a year ago, and insist he also claim abuse. Mac visits Coach Murray at his home and unsuccessfully hits on him. Dee and Dennis tell Charlie's mother he was molested, and she stages an intervention with the McPoyles, forcing Charlie to falsely admit to being molested. The McPoyles take Charlie to the police station to make a report, who exposes their scheme.

• E8
• 0 hrs 22 min
• 29th January 2006

Dennis and Dee's father Frank (Danny DeVito) abruptly appears, scaring Dennis, who accidentally runs over Charlie with his car. Frank tells Dee and Dennis that he is divorcing their mother and giving away all his money so he can spend more time with them; they storm off and rob his house. Frank, Mac, and Charlie go to a strip club where Charlie, in a wheelchair, gets free lapdances from strippers. The five return to Charlie's before leaving Frank with the two strippers; Frank decides he wants to move in with Charlie and offers to pay his rent. Mac and Dennis get their own wheelchairs and try to pick up women at the mall, but Dee is already there in a body brace and crutches. Charlie impersonates a disabled veteran and returns with Frank to a strip club before they are kicked out. Mac and Dennis drive drunk to the strip club and hit Dee and Frank with their car, injuring everyone.

• E9
• 0 hrs 22 min
• 29th June 2006

An Israeli businessman buys a neighboring property of the bar, the floor-layout of which actually includes half of Paddy's Pub, and tells the Gang they have a week to vacate. A lawyer tells them they have no recourse, prompting the Gang to go to extremes to get the man to leave. Frank fights with his ex-wife Barbara over the possessions she got in their divorce, and she begins dating the Israeli businessman. Mac, Charlie, and Dennis TP the building next to Paddy's, while Frank and Dee steal Barbara's dog. Mac, Dennis, and Charlie record a threatening "jihad video" but decide not to use it. Charlie takes the tape with him as he throws a flaming bag of poop into the adjacent property which causes a large explosion. Frank reveals he has purchased the property. The police recover the jihad video.